Wha--

Oh no. Nonono. Hell no. Someone tell me this isn't happening.

Tony, can I borrow some clothes?

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.

[The singing is, in fact, done in the style of an operaic piece, even though it's a children's song.]

Truth or dare?

I-- This. Oh God.

Mildmay's gone. Niko's forgotten me. What next? Thank you very much, City. Really.

I'm going to stay in my room today.

(ooc; Not a happy camper. And also, dressed in this lovely outfit.)

[ Private | So Hackable It Hurts ]The letter arrived two weeks and since I cannot find rest. That I inherited my father's estate - can I say father, when I never knew his name, nor of his existence here ( Read more... )

[ the sound of rustling clothes, kicks and punches and a few manly grunts of pain ]

You make such a good punching bag, Tony. [ said with humour ] So, what do you say to some---

[ INSERT LOUD AND GIRLY SCREAM HERE, then muffled silence ]

Oh God. What. Why am I naked? And why is Tony naked?
... I can deal with this. I can. Breathe. Training. If I ( Read more... )

Ten Guys I'd Sleep With
( in no particular order )

Cloud ( cloudsinstrife ) ; Squall ( yeahwhatever ) ; Max ( ratherbelegion ) ; Thomas ( t-raith ) ; Tony ( morethanasuit ) ; Niko ( cal-sitter ) ; Sousuke ( not-an-amateur ) ; Lestat ( vampbratprince ) ; Henry ( stokerwasahack ) ; Mat ( bloodygoodluck )

Top Five Things I Wish I Had
1. A human father
2. A normal time as a teenager
3. Bones back
4. My team with me
5. A friend I can be girly normal with ( Read more... )